I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
This is honestly how I picture Juju and Bear in my head 80% of the time.
I put my condoms on like everyone else, one leg at a time
"Boys don’t know what it feels like to hate themselves and their body"
"Boys are not pressured whatsoever to conform to beauty standards"
"Only girls develop EDs or resort to starving themselves just to look good"
"Boys do not get judged or shamed for their looks or body whatsoever"
"Only girls and no boys……."
Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.