His bio mentioned a preference for peanut m&ms. I have learned my lesson.
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
Sometimes Buzz Aldrin visits the Marvel booth and we make him an honorary Guardian! Pret-ty psyched.
you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people
If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.