tumbleandtwirl:

His bio mentioned a preference for peanut m&ms. I have learned my lesson.

tumbleandtwirl:

His bio mentioned a preference for peanut m&ms. I have learned my lesson.

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs)

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

marvelentertainment:

Sometimes Buzz Aldrin visits the Marvel booth and we make him an honorary Guardian! Pret-ty psyched.

marvelentertainment:

Sometimes Buzz Aldrin visits the Marvel booth and we make him an honorary Guardian! Pret-ty psyched.

zukothefirelords:

Together we're Team Avatar.

bunfoot:

you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

(Source: spookysage)

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

welovefineshirts:

More LUMBERJANES shirts now up in women’s sizes!  Selling out across the board at San Diego Comic-Con; get yours now, scouts.

welovefineshirts:

More LUMBERJANES shirts now up in women’s sizes!  Selling out across the board at San Diego Comic-Con; get yours now, scouts.

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

metamorphosisofmeg:

If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.

(Source: thorinium)